A month or so ago, over spring break, a friend (Kenyon) and I played Scrabble. At some point, we started making up words. Our rule was that to make up a word we had to give it a definition. After all, that is what makes a word. What follows is a list of those words.

Stuuh - A Creole dish featuring carrots and cactus

Skove - Snake filled pits in Indiana Jones movies

Isd - Past-tense 'is'

Peern - A real, real big pear

Mcatgen - McDonalds sells it in Afghanistan to seem culturally diverse. It is made from butter and cheetos.

Hileee - One step below a mountain

Fvni - Roman spelling of funny

Weeji - A Squeegee brand name. Often marketed as 'Weeji, fun for the whole family!'

Raotay - When you have the runs and get spashback

Ridoedy - When you hit a bitch deer with your car, back up, and pwn that bitch again

Clist - A part of the female vagina that no man has ever found